ICYMI: My thought on last week's New Girl: 'Bully'

New Girl was all about bullies, a breakup and hooking up.


After yet another night with CeCe, everyone is still clueless of who the mystery woman is. Getting her out the door just in time (wearing his barely there mono). Jess then asks "Did you have a sexual guest?" Schmidt proclaims he doesn't want to flaunt her around. Yea, as if he's never done so in the past.

At work, Jess learns that one of her students is being bullied. The school is having a science fair, a more advance student has built a robotic arm.


Away on a business trip, Julia sends Nick a cactus. Really? People give those as gifts. Of course this sends Nick into a tailspin. "She's going to breakup with me." It's so obvious, it's not a regular plant. This is a sign, in his mind that she will break up with him. Oh lord, really Nick?

Jess reacts by telling him "Snap out of it son!"

Later, Schmidt is having fun sending CeCe "junk mail" yea it's crass, but it's just who he is.

Jess decides to makes a song about not being a bully. Later, she discovers it has been posted online, poking fun at her. It is very upsetting to Jess.

Later that night, sitting in her car. CeCe calls Schmidt. Looks like someone wants another ride on the "Schmidt and Spin". She wants to hookup with him again. Schimdt's bedroom? Nope, everyone is at home. So she suggest that they just hook up in her car. Schmidt is totally against it. 

"I'm like a sexual snowflake, each night with me is a unique experience." (Schmidt)

Schmidt calls Jess, as a distraction to sneak CeCe into his bedroom. Later, Nick getting wasted. He decides to call Julia. Not once, twice but  leaving her several outrageous, odd messages. Yep, this will not end well.

Schmidt trying to temp CeCe from leaving, uses his best cheese sexual innuendos. Yes, cheese. Offers to "slowly pull the wax off her babybel."

At school, Jess knows that Brianna made the video and goes to confront he. Having an unsuccessful conversation, Jess get upset and breaks her robotic arm.

Julia is back home, she goes to pay Nick a visit. Telling him she did not plan on dumping him. Until, well the bizarre(seven)message he left her.  Yep, it's definitely over now. Bravo, Nick. Leaving him depressed of course, a former shell of himself. Poor, Nick, maybe a little less "crazy" next time around.

Jess wants to try and fix the robotic arm, turns to Winston for help. Tanya (her boss) now she's that Jess is now "one of them". Disliking children it seems is a "cool" thing amongst teachers.

Later that night, CeCe takes Schmidt out to a party that he is not invited to. Looks as though someone is just being used as a "sex dog". Leaving him alone in the car, he is upset. Why? She is embarrassed by him. Um, yeah no shock there. 

She does leave him a bit of room to breathe while she is gone. Leave the window cracked for him. Seriously, a cute moment. Schmidt makes her promise that they will go out for breakfast the next morning.

At breakfast, which I am pretty sure nobody understood a word of English. Schmidt is very happy to tell the world he's sleeping with CeCe. So excited he is literally bouncing off the wall.

"Parkour" he shouts. Um, yeah. I have no clue what that means either.

Jess finds Nick sulking in his bedroom. She give him a pep talk, and a real plant to take care of. Jess does wind of forcing Brianna to do a duet with her. Putting it online, leaving nothing but positive comments for herself about the video.

I truly only loved this episode that much more due to the hookup between Schmidt and CeCe. I wonder what will develop next. Will it continue or just crash and burn. Looking forward to next week.